I need to feel strong and powerful when I walk into the gym. Wearing a pair of kick-ass leggings, a cool statement muscle tee, or a tank top that says “sexy- but don’t fucking mess with me- I can kick your ass!” gives me confidence to perform at my best.  And God knows I need all the help I can get!  I’m getting old and all of these cute little fresh-faced twenty-somethings’ running around the gym with high and tight asses, dewy skin, and perky boobs, are REALLY starting to piss me off.  Thus, I will fight to the end (with the help of my “I’m Fucking Cooler Than You” fitness attire) to GIVE all that I got to GET results…constantly trying to achieve that magnificent addictive endorphin high that only comes with strength, endurance, and willpower. But…most importantly, I will fight with every competitive cell in my body to try to keep up with those annoying “pretty young things” bouncing all over the gym..I need to somehow stay in the game…only knowing that THAT is just pure INSANITY!

Speaking of high and tight booties, check out this video.  Teddi, from HOT MAMAS EXERCISE, posted this on her blog.  It is ridiculously hot.  Oh…and motivating!

All items below can be bought, online, at Carbon38.

Lustrous Legging | Koral | $90.00
Breathe Tank | Heroine Tank | $90.00
Backside | Breathe Tank

Illusion Pant | Michi | $189.00
Butterfly Crop Top | Michi | $129.00
Cosmic Legging in Black/Bronze | Koral | $89.00

Nitro Tank in Black/Grey | Charli Cohen | $185.00
Dance Pant | The Upside | $125.00

Venus Tank in Black Mesh | The Upside | $80.00

NYC Jersey | Carbon38 | $65.00

Prism Capri | Onzie | $56.00

All items below can be bought, online, at Spiritual Gangster.  Or, where I first discovered them, in my gym- PuraVida.
Give Love Savasana Pullover Moonbeam | $72.00

Fearless Crop Tee in Vintage Black | $42.00
Arch Zip Hoodie in Vintage Black | $88.00

Love Sweatpants Moonbeam | $78.00 | Also in Vintage Black
Beautiful Dreamer Savasana Pullover Moonbeam | $72.00

We Are All One Burnout Tank | $42.00

Energy Love Light Savasana Pullover Raspberry | $72.00

Logo Beanie Charcoal Gray | $18.00 | Also in Black and Bright Pink

Shine Savasana Pullover Moonbeam | $72.00

Muscle Tee in Vintage Black | $48.00

Muscle Tee in Vintage Black | $48.00

Battling blood, sweat, tears, and sore muscles…At least you can look STYLISH through the pain!


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